Back in Action after Long Absence

Hi Buns,

Due to the swine flu getting more serious as well as the H1N2 virus lurking around, my sources have encountered some delay in relaying the information to me.

Firstly, Cookies & Cream Ice Cream have been together for more than 2 years and not reaching 2 years as reported earlier.

Then, Strawberry Pao and Durian have broken up. So sad. But then they are behaving like they are still together. Strange ah. Maybe some paos are like that. But not all i think.

Apple Pao went for Dough Suregery also known as Plastic Surgery in the human world. So now Apple Pao will be known as Orange Pao. Good? At least for Orange Pao.

Mango Pao have yet to receive any reply from Vanilla Pao. "Oh well" , Mango Pao said.

In the meantime, Mango Pao and Honey Pao are exercising very hard. They are feeling the pressure of NS as it draws nearer.

Just last Monday, Both Pear and Peach Pao have began their National Service.

Some goods news for all. From Today, Mee Siam and Mee Rebus have recovered and all of us can feel safe to consume them.

But with good news comes bad news. Now, Nasi Padang has fallen ill to the virus.

So far no one or something is seriously sick and there have been to food poisioning cases recently thanks to the swift respone by Riverside Authorities.

Today, we have an expert in Relationship for young couples Mr Grilled Taiwan Sausage to share with us his views on what keeps a relationship going and how easy it is to break also.

Below are what Mr Grilled Taiwan Sausage has to say:

For females, they need a partner to care for them, to love them, to pamper them and to say nice thing sabout them. The same goes to Guys.

Now, when a relationship is finally formed, both parties will be interested to know more about the other party. With Time, it is possible that the feelings for each other may decrease. Thus, 1 party may feel that the other does not love him/her as much as before. This is not true.

As a guy, the feelings is very likely to decrease over time, thus it is best if the couple can maintain close contact both physically and mentally.

A relationship goes both ways so it is best to give and take from each other. However, as a guy, he must be willing to give in more than the girl. We as Man must be willing to give without the intention of having anything in return.

Should the couple face any issues, it is best if they talk it out face to face. In fact, according to Statistics provided by the Department of Paos' Relationships, problems are best settled face to face. The probability of success is around 99% which is the highest success rate amongst all other methods.

Problems should be settled and not kept inside. 1 main problems guys face is that girls are not willing to express themselves. Guys then have a very hard time figuring out what is the girl thinking. Guys do not like to play mind games.

Also, both parities must consider how the other party is feeling and also what are the intentions for doing so. Guys are very impulsive and may say things that they do not mean. So girls do understand that guys are like that.

In all relationships, conflict of interest or other nature is bound to happen. There is nothing wrong in believing in oneself. In a relationship, soeone must give way or both parities compromise. There is no such thing as being fair or something. Treating your partner is good enough, no need to measure.

Breaking up may be a very common situation nowadays. But as relationships are not easy to create, one should appreciate being in a relationship. Whatever sacrifices in a relationship are worth it.

No matter what people say about how good being single is, nothing beats being in a relationship. So if you are in 1 treasure it and think about how to be more loving, romantic or even how to make this relationship better. If you are single, look out for a potential partner. Then go ahead to win his/her heart.

My advice, only stead a person you really want to be with. Do not be fooled or tempted by desponess as some would call in. Desponess means very desperate to be in a relationship.

We would like to thank Mr Grilled Taiwan Sausage for sharing us his views.

So buns, how do you feel? Very detailed right? Thank you Mr Grilled Taiwan Sausage.

More updates flying down soon. Hmm, what are the mice doing? Still no news from them. Hello, can someone go check on them? Make sure they are still alive. Thanks.

Let me end of with 1 lame joke.

It is between 2 person. They are Mee Soto and Mee Rebus. 1 day, Mee Soto told Mee Rebus this, "Anatawa Bakar desu." Then Mee Rebus replied "Hai, Arigatoogozaimasu."

Basically, it means Mee Soto is saying that Mee Rebus is an idiot and Mee Rebus replied yes and even thanked him for that.

Should any buns encounter any japanese that ask you a question, you just tell them this, "Watashi Nihon Go Wakarimasen" That means I do not understand Japanese.

I am a smart bun right. Spank you Spank You. I know. Thanks for reading this.

Bye for now.

Yours Sincerely,
Doraemon